Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Rayman 3 In a Nutshell


So you don't have Rayman 3, then i suggest two things to you.

1. Get off my blog if you know Rayman 3, but don't like it.
2. Go get Rayman 3 and come back, then you'll have a reason to be here, for as stated before, this blog is dedicated mainly to Rayman 3 and Rayman 3 Fans.

So if you want to know why you should play Rayman 3, i'll give you a run down of the game. However if you aren't the video game type then you should probably go spend your precious internet surfing time some where else.

So Rayman sleeps lazily in the night with his big blue buddy, Globox. However, not too far off, Andre the leader of the black lums summons his lums to strip a....hmmm...... i don't quite know what that animal is i'll have to assume it is a speacial.... Pigardaroo, a crossbreed between a pig, aardvark, and a Kangaroo. lol, Ubisoft sure did make this game with a sense of humor.
Anyway, Andre gets his lums to build him a big brown dirty battle dress, from the pigardaroo's fur, leaving him looking very naked....
Now Andre decideds to reek havoc by going to retrieve the "Heart of the World" to make himself a amry of Hoodlums, "Hooded Lums." But before he reaches there, Rayman manages to walop him and take him back down to his regular fly-sized self. He then prosimes to suceed and takes off in a rampage to reach the Heart of the World, guarded by the Teensies, small, but BIG nose creature, with funny accents. Andre, in such a rush, is swallowed by Globox who is too dumb to move out the way. I mean if i saw a giant speeding fly coming my way, i'd move faster than a cat, lost in a dog pound.....and the pound isn't known for keeping its dog in.

So now the other Hoodlums want to free their leader and Rayman has to free and destroy him. How hard can it be to get a fly out of a giant, dump, pea-brained, hollow frog? Only you can decided that in this game.


You can Get more on this game at: http://www.just-rpg.com/default.asp?pid=394

Rayman Hoodlum Havoc


This blog is going to be dedicated to Rayman 3 Hoodlum Havoc! Ubisoft's old yet awesome game featuring the "limbless little runt," and the retarded Globox.
This game may not be on today's hottest game list, but its incredibly fun, espeacially when you decided to try to reach the top of the high score table. Rayman 3 is for the Xbox, Playstation, and PC. I am a PC gamer so i will be covering the PC version, which is different from the Xbox and Playstaion version, seeing that you only get 10pts for converting lums, never anymore.